Tendjewberrymud

I scheduled this to post midmorning Friday, as we'll be well on our way to Durham by then! 
I printed copies of this to take along.  The ladies will enjoy reading this as we travel.  I might get one of the girls to help read it aloud if they can get thru it w/out cracking up.... wait... that's all these girls DO!  
Never mind.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review. (so they say...)  ; )
This is best read aloud.  =)

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye...Ruin sorbees...morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??
G: Uh, yes . . . I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?
G: What?

RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee baykem--crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An san tos?
G: What?

RS: San tos. July San tos?
G: I don't think so

RS: No? Judo one tos??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one tos" means.

RS: Tos! tos! Why judo one tos? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?
G: No, just put the bother on the side.

RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter--just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?

RS: Copy, tea, mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.

RS: One Minnie. As ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baykem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy--rye?
G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.
G: You're welcome.

See?  We can get along!  =)