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Try a Bite of Trilobite!
This was a very cute and fun activity. =)
We were learning about what evolutionists and uniformitarianists (believe the earth is billions of years old) think of as the geological column, and in the layers, there is this real critter called a trilobite. [try-luh-bite].
Whew! He looks like some ugly lobster-bug thing, doesn't he!
Well, usually foreign-sounding names like this tend to be forgotten later, so to help the kids remember what a trilobite was, we had to try a bite. =)
We did this at the beginning of class and put them in the fridge for a bit so they'd harden back up in time to eat them.
We used Pepperidge Farm lemon cookies (closest thing I could find that resembled any type of bug), melted chocolate, and mini m&m's.
I laid down wax paper and wrote their initials w/ a sharpie so we'd know which cookies belonged to whom.
They turned out so cute! =)
The trilobite was thought to be extinct, which is the only way it could be part of the "fossil record."
The fossils in the geological column are called index fossils because they are used to figure out the ages of the layers of rocks. Oh, and they use the rocks to tell the ages of the fossils... Circular reasoning! (Not too smart, eh?)
Actually, after this science book was written, there were some living trilobites discovered, so they need to be thrown out of this contrived, so-called fossil record. There actually is no "record" -- the index fossils in the geological column are organisms that all died in the Flood, and are not a record of time periods. They do not "index" anything.
Then we learned about the so-called geological column. I say so-called, because it doesn't actually exist in any one location on earth. There are layers of the same type of strata that have different fossils in them, and they have been placed within the geological column as different layers representing different times.
Some of the same type of fossils are in more than one type of strata; and some of the same types of strata have more than one type of fossil.
And there are not many fossils that can even be conceivably accepted as a missing link. Most of the so-called ones only have a few parts that are found. The rest of the animal is fabricated.
Did you know that carbon dating was not done until AFTER the arrangement of the geological column?
If there were no geological column, scientists would not know what to expect in their results of carbon dating. Carbon dating of anything over about 3,000 years old is highly inaccurate. Tissue and bone from the same animal have been dated millions of years apart. (Guess he was evolving? haha) Usually several tests have to be done just to get the desired results that line up with this geological column!
Pity they won't believe the Bible.
God caused the Flood that fossilized many animals in layers of strata.
When there is moving water, sediment will be laid down in many layers, simultaneously!
The fossils in the layers do not represent the "evolution" of higher and higher life-forms.
So, I wanted the kids to understand how uniformitarians construct the geological column, so that we could discuss a few of the problems here.
The layers of the Grand Canyon for instance, were supposedly laid down when the ocean had covered the land we now know as Arizona for a few million years, and sediment sank to the bottom. Then the ocean receded from Arizona for some reason, and that layer of sediment hardened. Then the ocean came back and laid down some more sediment, then receded, and the next layer hardened, and so on for billions of years.
Hmmmm...
Left: "master" column; Right: columns from 3 diff regions |
I showed them three stacks of legos with a few colors missing in each. This represented different areas of the earth where there are layers.
By the way, the missing layers are thought to have totally weathered away. Um... that is so odd! That layers only weather away entirely. No remnant left at all. Seems to me that could happen occasionally, but entire layers in places all over the world?
hmmm....
We discussed how one could figure out an order to these layers, then put together a master column.
The problem with this, is that in many places on the earth where the layers exist, there are many of the same types of layers in different positions. The uniformitarians simply put those layers into the geological column several times. They also ignore the fact that some of the same fossils appear in more than one layer.
On the other hand, a catastrophist believes there was a large-scale catastrophe, the Flood, that caused all this.
Then we used pictures. I taped them up in 3 columns, and the kids drew a geological column on paper. They drew the pictures or simply wrote the names of the pictures in the order of what one would think a geological column would look like.

There are also paraconformities. We learned in Module 6 that an unconformity is a surface of erosion between two layers of strata, distinctly showing that there are two layers. We learned about angular conformities, nonconformities, and disconformities.
So what is a paraconformity? It is actually imaginary. Non-existent. It is ONE layer that has fossils that, according to uniformitarianists, should be two different layers.
Oh my! This poses a big problem! So.... what do these uniformitarians do? Why, they invent something called a paraconformity. In other words, there must be a layer to divide these fossils; it's just that no one can see it. They say it is invisible.
Hmmmmm....
(ha, I seem to be doing a lot of hmm-ing, eh?)
More stuff to think about:
• A fossilized fish giving birth has been found. It doesn't take millions of years to give birth. Fossilized animals have been found in the middle of taking in food. Fossilization can happen quickly!
• Fossil "graveyards" have animals from various climates in the same location, such as the Cumberland Bone Cave in Maryland.
• Mt. St. Helens showed that stratified rock can form in less than a day. It did take longer to fully harden (which is why layers can be bent), but layers do not need millions of years to form.
• There are hardly any fossils that can even be thought to be an intermediate link (or missing link), and those that are, are made up from just a few bones that couldn't even tell you for sure what the animal really was. You'd think over billions of years, there would be some of these "missing" links. Just like the average life span is 70 or so, and anywhere you go, you can see people of all ages from 0 up to 90 or more! They do say evolution happens slowly, but surely something would die now and then before totally evolving for millions of years... There are SO many fossils of un-evolved organisms.
Even Charles Darwin admitted that there was nothing connecting the distinct species by "intermediate varieties" and said this was probably the "gravest... of all the many objections" against his views.
"Geological research, though it has added numerous species to existing and extinct genera, and has made the intervals between some few groups less wide than they otherwise would have been, yet has done scarecly anything in breaking the distinction between species, by connecting them together my numerous, fine, intermediate varieties; and this not having been affected, is probably the gravest and most obvious of all the many objections with can be raised against my views." (The Origin of Species, 6th ed, 1962, Collier Books, NY, p. 462)He thought that in time, these "missing" links would be discovered. But they have not.
At the last of class, we watched part of a video while the class ate their trilobites and the rest of the m&m's. Oh, and I had some lemonade on hand. Great with chocolate, right? =D
sMiLeS,
