Where'd it go???

So hilarious! Poor Sophie! But I can't stop laughing!




sMiLeS,

Update on the Dead Body!

Read the first post if you haven't already.


Update:
Upon posting about this on facebook and getting feedback and (hindsight) advice from my friends, we have determined that there WAS a dead body, and the "surveyors" had to keep up their deception so we wouldn't suspect anything.
And the police were here to set up a sting, but when the surveyors got here, my son and I walked out and ruined it.
But a couple of weeks later, the surveyors came back!  We figured they thought the coast was clear!  We hid inside and pretended no one was home.  We purposely didn't look out the windows so that we wouldn't be witnesses.
Since it has been 3 more weeks, and they haven't been back, we've concluded they're not coming back because they did indeed do away with the body.
Whew!  So relieved.  I could not stand being the Witness Protection Program!  I like the name Marty, and no way I could give up homeschooling and blogging.
They'd find us in no time!

P.S.  Should I delete the facebook post?  hee hee! =D


sMiLeS,

"Anonymous" Strikes Again!

Strange people.  This cracks me up so much!!!  =D
Leaving comments like this:

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This comment was on a recipe! (Easy Sticky Breakfast Buns)
Sounds like it was written using Mad Libs, hahaha! (Play here)

I read this in my inbox and said, "Seriously???  Again???"
Oh, My, Word!  This made me laugh so much.  I get strange stuff like this all the time and delete it/mark as Spam.  I get that English may not be a first language for some people, but most of these comments can't even begin to "fit" the post they've commented on!
I almost published the original commentor for the ridiculousness of it, but there were web links, so I didn't.

And of course it was Anonymous.
And always on the most current/top post on the blog.


Dying laughing over here,

Orange Sticky Buns and Cinnamon Sticky Buns

COMPLETE or FINISHED? (Which do you want to be?)

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "complete" and "finished" in a way that is easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is:
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

This is so hilarious, right?  =)
Most jokes that we can actually relate to are hilarious, and sometimes sad but true, or funny but true, etc.

My oldest daughter taught at a girls' camp recently, and one thing she said was to work toward being the right one and not just looking for the right one.
The other person out there is looking for the right one too, and if you're not being that person, you may miss out.
And you grow into it too (or out of it!), so you can't wait until the last minute!  Because you may one day find that right person... but by then you may not be the kind of man/woman they are looking for.  =(

You will only ever be COMPLETE with Jesus.
If you're not reading your Bible, start with one chapter a day in Proverbs.  Today is the 21st, so you can read Proverbs 21.  The Bible is a mirror to examine ourselves.  Gradually you will begin to see areas you need to change.  If you really get close to HIM, it will be easier to change them.
After reading through Proverbs multiple times, I'm still finding things to help me each day!  =)

sMiLeS,

A Dead Body! (lol)

Earlier this morning, the dog starts barking and we look outside to see 2 police cars parked up here at the top of our driveway... parked like they were talking to one another.
Now our driveway is ¼ mile away from the road, and no one ever comes up here.  And I’m wondering if they just needed to talk, they could have parked out at the end of the driveway.  So I'm getting on my shoes to go innocently ask, “Is there anything I can help you with?” when they drive off.
Okay...  so I still know nothing about that.
...........
Then about an hour ago, one of the kids says, "Mama, someone is outside digging!"
And my mind thinks, "a dead body!"  (lol)
So I look outside, and sure enough, there's a man digging next to the driveway.  On the side away from the house, next to the woods.
Then as I'm getting my shoes on, one of the girls tells me another man came out of the woods, and that both men have machetes!  So I tell my six-foot son JohnDavid to get his shoes on  too, because I'm making sure he goes with me.  And I take my cell phone.
Turns out they were surveyors, and some land next to ours is being sold.  They were digging and hacking in the edge of the woods on the opposite side of our driveway, looking for the pin that marked the corners of the two tracts of land that are adjacent to ours.  And of course they needed machetes.  No other way one could get through some parts of these woods!
Turns out my MIL and FIL know the man whose land it is, and I'm sure my hubby does too.
Anyway, I told the men about the "dead body," and they laughed.  =)
Still don't know why the police were here, though...  I should stay alert, hmmm?  =D


sMiLeS,



►Read update here.

Oh, Sleep... How do I love thee?

sMiLeS,

Thanksgiving Bandits

What 2 fun girls do with the Thanksgiving napkins while they're supposed to be folding them. =D

(Only posting this 7 months late!)

sMiLeS,

Whew! The drivers in Holland these days! (lol)

I have no idea....


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sMiLeS,

The funniest conversation! =D

I had the funniest conversation with my daughter the other day!

Rebekah called me on my cell phone and the conversation went something like this:

"Hey, Mom, do you know where the sister is?"
[well, it's what I thought she said!] 😊 

"Um... the sister?"

"Yes, I can't find it anywhere."

"What do you mean?"

"The sister!  You set fire with it."

"What!?!"  I'm chuckling by now, knowing my failing hearing is getting the better of me.  "Spell it, please."

"S-I-S-T-E-R."
"You want to set fire with your sister???"  LOL!!! 😆😊

"Yes, and I looked all through the cabinet and can't find it anywhere!"

"OHHHH..." [I finally get it] "The SIFTER!  You want to sift flour with it!  Haha, oh, the sifter is in the dishwasher!  I thought you wanted to use Bethany to set fire to something!"

ROFL!!! 😂😂😂 

sMiLeS,

Social Media: the Bermuda Triangle of Productivity

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sMiLeS,

I love my Computer!

Ha, ha! I L♥ve my friends!

sMiLeS,

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sMiLeS,

Hillbilly 10 Commandments

sMiLeS,

Where Have YOU Been???

"I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips, thanks to my friends and family.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity."

sMiLeS,

Anita Renfroe - The Mom Song! =D

sMiLeS,

Hilarious Cats!

I love the one walking on its front feet!!!


sMiLeS,

♫ ♪This song is stuck inside my head...

HAHAHA!  Have a good day!
sMiLeS,

Marcel the Shell

For ONE video upload:
Nearly 23 million views, over 51,000 subscribers, and over 1,000 comments on the channel asking for another Marcel the Shell video.

sMiLeS,

Who's on First?

Love Abbot and Costello in this routine!  =)
This is a video response to my mom's comment on The Ins and Outs of Baseball.
Routine starts at 1:20


sMiLeS,

Funniest Mother's Day Gift

It was a card that Rebekah made for me when she was little.  It was right after she learned that "ou" can say the "u" sound, as in country.

The card read, "Happy Mouther's Day." =D

She is 16 now. 
Yesterday she wrote this same note on my fb page. 
I saved the email notification. < sniff > =)

It was also one of my sweetest gifts as well.
sMiLeS,