Fun Stuff!

I sometimes come across fun stuff, funny stuff, or fun things to do, etc. online, and just want to post a few here.  =)

• All the LOL posts on this blog.
• An assortment of Funny CLEAN Stuff I find online then pin on Pinterest.
• Funny CLEAN Videos on YouTube

Just Hanging Out

Fun Stuff to Do Online

• Google Mirror - also click on Gravity, Underwater, Guitar and more.  =)
• Go to Google and type in Wizard of Oz.  Locate and click or touch the red shoes.  👠  Then click or touch the tornado. 🌪 😁
• Red Square - try to keep the red square from touching the blue ones, or from touching the wall.  My best is 12.039 seconds.
• Google the word(s) askew or do a barrel roll.  Or type in google gravity and click the top link in the search results.  😊
• Virtual Keyboard - a virtual piano player keyboard
• Light Puzzles - get all the squares to light up

Funny at GCFL.net

• The Florist
  A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."
  The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.  After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location!'"
• Organic Biology
  A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.  "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard, and many of you are off to medical school after the summer. So that none of you gets your GPA messed up because you might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course." 
  There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him, and signed out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One more student rose up and took the offer. 
  The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourselves," he said. "Each of you gets an 'A.'"

How Moms trick their kids into wearing this...

Famous last words:

• "Wow, honey, the house is so clean!  Was the internet down today?"  (haha!)
• A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.  Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Do you know that every time I breathe, somebody dies?"
  "Really!?" he asked.  "Have you tried mouthwash?" 😂😂

I had my SIL make this for my newly married daughter and her hubby.  😁

Girls in the Rain

September 1, 2009
JohnDavid was outside shooting his bb gun, and he hollered, "Mama! I shot my first animal!" Then he brought it up to the door!!! It was a cricket, lol. It had been sitting on the box they were shooting at. 
I laughed, then I told him his daddy said not to shoot anything he wasn't going to eat! 
Then HE laughed! 

December 7, 2009, age 12, he got his first deer, with his first attempt. =)

Words of Wisdom, lol

• Nowadays, "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral.  (!)
• Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.  =D
• Good moms let you lick the beaters; great moms turn them off first!  LOL!
• "False information" spelled backwards is "false information."
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• What if only the stickers are made in China??
• Cannibal (n.) someone who is fed up with people.
• Whoever said Nothing is impossible obviously never tried to staple water to a tree. 
• Always keep several get-well cards on the mantle.  That way if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.  (lol)
• Light travels faster than sound.  That is why some people appear bright until they speak.  (too mean? lol!)
• Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
• If you say "gullible" really slowly, it sounds like "oranges."
• Studies have shown that 867,395,903 people are too lazy to read this number.  hehe.
• Beware of.... well, just beware.
• Everything is fine until it isn't.
• If you want to stay young, hang around young people. If you want to die early, try to keep up with them!  (whew - my 3 teenagers!)  =)
• Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
• Whatever you do, always give 100%........unless you're donating blood.  (woops! haha)
• If your a grammar Nazi and your reading this, your gonna have a bad time. (for real! very bad.)
• If you fall, I'll be there.  ~Floor.
• Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
• Wherever you go, there you are.

Fun football pics!  =)

More Funny

• If you're looking for something to do, you could always secretly replace the litter in your cat's litterbox with Pop Rocks.
• How I learned to mind my own business: (probably my favorite one!)
  I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13."
  The fence was too high to peek over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.  Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14... 14... 14!" 
• The funniest conversation w/ my 17yo daughter. (no, wait. This is my absolute favorite!)
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I!
• I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!  =)
• In the not too distant future, YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge to form one giant, super-sized, time-wasting, non-productive, time-stealing, do-not-need-to-know website called... YouTwitFace!  (ROFL!)
• On facebook:  "I was going to clean my house.... but then someone commented on my status."  
• Tendjewberrymud.  =D

Thanksgiving Bandits!  What 2 fun girls do w/ Thanksgiving
napkins while they're supposed to be folding them! =)

And yes.  I do have more pictures of my son.  But very few, and he will not let me post any funny ones.

And I have the most hilarious picture in the WORLD of my daughters, but alas, that is not to be posted either.
Oh, how I wish y'all could see it!!!
Oh, well...  Maybe one day....  hahaha.  =)